Rockford Dad & Mommy!

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Captain Terrance aka Juicy Biggs back in the house! I missed you, Rockford. Part of moving back home—and Shelly letting me back in the house after humping Destinye in Houston for 2 years—means I have to help Shelly run our social media fan club! She...

Captain Terrance aka Juicy Biggs back in the house! I missed you, Rockford. Part of moving back home—and Shelly letting me back in the house after humping Destinye in Houston for 2 years—means I have to help Shelly run our social media fan club! She said, “Honey Juice, you need to learn how to do Facebook. Our fans need you! My grammar is not good, and that can help me learn how to be a better mom on Facebook!” Listen up, Rockford, I missed your pizza and church, my wife’s fine ass. I truly missed getting drunk downtown with my family on City Market Party Fridays.  I miss looking at all of the drunk people downtown! So many things I missed while I was humping my coworker in Houston. 😭 Rockford kept calling me home and my Shelly’s prayers found me. She asked that I check in and apologize ASAP to our Rockford family and friends. I am sorry, and I promise to make it up to you, Forest City. NamaSTAY! I’m turning over a new leaf by trying to help my wife. LOOK AT MY FACEBOOK PHOTO FROM YESTERDAY! I made her a grocery list today—hope you like it!

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Anonymous asked:

How are you working to Transform Rockford?

watt a nice question! i do sum thing defrent every day 2 transform the rockfird! twoday i make the cookies for little linda’s classroom. do u like cookies? i whale make sum 4 u 2 help u transform the rockford! <3 shel

Anonymous asked:

Do you like snuff films?

ol my got, omg? i <3 too cry with movies like against all odds with phill collins.  do u like romance movies two? i could try all the time now. my juicy bigs and me watched sniffle movies all the time so i could cry on his pants : ( <3 shel

Anonymous asked:

I went to Starbucks the other day but did not want breakfast sandwiches so I went next door. At the Pot Belly, they sell a Biggs sandwich and all I could think about is one Juicy Biggs coming into my mouth and filling it with pleasure. Have you ever tried their Biggs?

omg i call my huhsbend captain juicy biggs!  we r saperated write now so i dough knot call him anything : (  i mess him. the kids mess him all the thyme butt he choose destinye instead of me. they fly together. my church frands tale me awe the thyme to pray and god will help terrance find his home again butt i dough knot know ef he whale.  so sad.  i m so happy you found your own juicy biggs to make u happy. please pray dat my capt. juicy biggs come home <3 shel